National Nitwit

Left: Romney calls all American patriots to battle immigrant scourge

(Boston, MA) Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney today issued a condemnation of the bipartisan effort rto eshape the nation's immigration laws and give millions of illegal immigrants legal status.

"Internationalization today means only illegal immigration. We in the United States have come to this: that a people sees its destiny to lie at the will of a few dozen bankers profiting from illegal aliens," he told reporters. "This was possible only because our civilization had first been immigrationized. The undermining of the American conception of personality by catchwords had begun long before, like 'human rights' and 'amnesty.'"

Romney issued a stern manifesto regarding the presence of "blood-sucking" illegal immigrants.

"We demand immediate expulsion of all illegals who have entered America since 1988, and of all those, too, who through trickery on the Stock Exchange or through other shady transactions have gained their wealth," he cried. "No salvation is possible until the bearer of disunion, the illegal immigrant, has been rendered powerless to harm!"

Romney, arm raised in a salute, called upon patriotic Americans to rise up against the "alien menace."

"Extremes must be fought by extremes. Against the infection of materialism, against the illegal alien pestilence we must hold aloft a flaming ideal," he shouted. "And if others speak of the World and Humanity we say the Fatherland - and only the Fatherland!"

Labels: Final Solution, Illegal Immigration, Mitt Romney