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2/26/2007

Anna Nicole's Rotting Corpse - Exclusive Photos

Corpse of Anna Nicole Smith during autopsy in Nassau (Nassau, Bahamas) A Florida appeals court suspended a lower court ruling that would have allowed the burial of former Playboy Playmate Anna Nicole Smith in the Bahamas.

Instead, Anna Nicole Smith's mother, Virgie Arthur, will be allowed to let her decomposing body continue its inevitable path toward an unbearable stench, said Broward County chief medical examiner Dr. Joshua Perper.

"Decomposing tissues release these nasty green substances and methane gas, which make the skin go all bluish and blistered, starting with the abdomen," he said, grabbing a handful of Doritos as he showed National Nitwit reporters the body of Anna Nicole Smith. "The front of her body is already swollen, the tongue is protruding, and there's a ton of fluid from her lungs that's oozing out of her mouth and nostrils. Not much chance she's going to make the cover of Playboy again, eh?"

Perper said that the location of the body in the Bahamas is adding to its rapid decay.

"This stage is reached in temperate zones after about four days, but it's much faster in the tropics," he said, poking at a section of the stomach that seemed about to burst. "The unpleasant condition of the body is made worse by the presence of gases like hydrogen sulphide, which gives off that rotten egg smell. There, smell that? Ugh!"

Anna Nicole Smith's mother, Virgie Arthur, center, escorted from the courthouse by sister-in-law Elaine Tabers, left, after a paternity hearing in Nassau, BahamasAnna Nicole Smith's mother, Virgie Arthur, is reportedly "disgusted" with putrescence of daughter's cadaver

Family and friends of the late celebrity lambasted the Nassau coroner's office for the condition of Anna Nicole's body.

"For Chrissakes, couldn't they at least spray a little Lysol around her?" asked a tearful Virgie Arthur. "This goddamn place smells worse than a bucket of catfish sitting in the sun all day at a Willie Nelson concert."

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Dass NASTY
 
(runs off to puke)
 
WHY CAN'T YOU PEOPLE LET THIS WOMAN DIE IN PEACE??????
 
WHY MUST YOU USE ALL CAPS ASSWIPE????
 
I mean, really. Is there a price for everything? How much did you pay for these pictures? How do you sleep with yourselves?
 
As a journalist, and one of the editors of this publication, I concur with Shelly McNamara: how do we, in fact, sleep with ourselves? I mean, we're already there. In bed. With ourselves. Very Zen, Shelly. I dig your style.
 
Two points of minor interest:

1. Silicone has a half-life of about a million and a half years, so no worry there.

2. the accumulation of roughly 147 former lovers "juices" does indeed decompose and give off a sort of "Jizz Gas" for lack of a more graphic term.

This makes A.N.S. the body that you can't keep your hands off, but your nostrils won't let you get near.

A double conundrum, this one.
 
this woman been dead for 3 weeks let her rest in peace.
 
Annas mother has no right to say anything, she is sickening. If you love your daughter any, leave her alone
 
UMM HELLO!! ANNA NICOLE HAD BLONDE HAIR! ALSO, SHE WAS NOT THAT OBESE. THIS IS NOT A TRUE PHOTO OF HER!
 
oh come on, post the pic of real anna nicole!! i doubt this is it.. be serious and post the real anna nicole smith's decomposing pictures, more than one!!!
 
yeah look at the hair on the head, it's brown! anna had a blonde hair! bullshit!! the people are playing games and fool around.

post the real pictures!
 
Why cant they let this women rest in peace. This is not even a true photo of her. Her mother virgie should have been the one layin on that table. She will be goin to hell for sure.
 
THIS IS NOT EVEN HER. IT WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER IF IT WAS HER MOTHER
 
EVERYBODY SHOULD LEAVE HER ALONE! SHE IS DIED AND PEOPLE STILL TALK CRAP ABOUT HER....LET HER REST IN PEACE!!!!!!
 
That's CLEARLY not Anna.
 
leave Anna alone that is not her in that picture you guys should be ashame of yourself(s) she was an awesome women unlike you guys she did degrade people.your mothers should have taught you better,but shit happens right,wrong you know better. And i am astonished on your behaviors towards peoples feelings including Anna Nicole.
 
thats pretty sick
 
Lawl, fuckin sweet
 
bbbbbbbbbblllllllllluuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhh

(**Runs away to puke**)

Oh my Giddy Anut, I gonna need a bigger bin
 
i don't believe that this is her. I mean anna nicole has a blond her and that hair is not blond. What about the exclusive photos. you said that there was gonna be more than one.
 
i don't believe that this is her. I mean anna nicole has a blond her and that hair is not blond. What about the exclusive photos. you said that there was gonna be more than one.
 
that is sooo disrespectful. how can u live with yourselfelves u nasty Anna Nicole butt sucking lowlifes.

ps: u suck raw eggs
 
if i may say so, i believe i am right in saying that this is obviously a joke website, and that they do many articles of this kind. i'm not saying it's nice, but it's meant to be comedy. You should all realize they did not actually do this to her body.
 
look at all u ppl saying stop saying shit and that there disgusting and all that well why are u on here u must be disgusting also then i was looking for pics to use for my band when i came across this pic on google and it cought my attention and to the ppl that say its disgusting then i guess im disgusting but ya get off the site if u dont like what ppl are saying or if u wanna call ppl disgusting for looking at a pic ur looking at!
 
*fap fap fap fap fap*
 
She needs to be a necrophilia victim
 
This is a fake, Anna was "BLONDE". That picture clearly shows a person with black hair.
 
This is a fake, Anna was "BLONDE". That picture clearly shows a person with black hair.
 
Ha Ha Ha thats not her jokes u chodes!!! find a new job! any1 can tell thats not here!!!
 
I want to stick my hard cock into her rotting dead body :3
 
Look at the arm/ hand....doesnt even look like a woman's. At least, its not Anna's arm/hand

 
REST IN PEACE I REALLY DONT LIKE HOW U KILLED YOURSELF AND HOW U LOOK LIKE NASTINESS BUT U KILLED YOURSELF !!!!! DRUG ABUSE!!!! <3 R.I.P

 
I agree, I wasn't looking for this and it poped up.
 
I don't know if it's anna but it's someones love one! I didn't look for this picture, it shouldn't pop up like this, some people don't want to see this!!!!!!
 
Your pure evil!
 
Nd we shal wait for the pictures of ur rotting dead body.... will u get dat posted for us ..?plzz stupid uploader :/
 
Ok clearly this is NOT her! Look at the hair color & look at the breasts... her implants would've been under the pectoralis muscles. I don't see them, do you?
 
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